Help! I Need Somebody! Help! Not Just Anybody!
I'm ready to change faults with someone. The deal is, I'm super disorganized and scatterbrained. I lose keys, purses, birth certificates, valuable gemstones, granola bars. I've had it! You want to trade?
What you're a bad driver? Give it to me!
You've got foot odor? Constantly offending others? Bring it on!
Are you socially inept, or super nervy? I can take it!
Let's look at an example. Let's say, you are really organized, but you stink at playing tractor tipping with Mater and Lightning. Perfect! I rule at playing tractor tipping! Let's make a Freaky Friday switch!
Here's another one. You always keep track of your things and you never lose important documents, keys or snack bars. BUT, you are a terrible sweeper! Bingo! I sweep at least 5 times a day! Up for a Saturday swap?
I'm just saying, this could be sweet. Pass me your annoying habit and I'll pass you mine. It's just that easy. (Please snap fingers while reading that last sentence.)
And please make it quick, tax season is coming right up.