Monday, December 21, 2009

From Jed

Because Jayne is too busy with some holiday this week, I was supposed to supply a video to buy her more time. But I didn't get it done. (Can I blame the holiday too?)

And so I am rescuing this blog with this smashing email I received from someone who found me on a photography website. It was just too good to keep to myself. Consider it my gift to you.

Hey theDespot, you've got mail!
onlinebootycallcom has sent you a message.

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hello dear

My name is *****, I am 5fit7 taller, good looking romatic body and honest some one. I saw your profile here on ****.com .
and I was intrested to write you this few lines of mail to know you an shear my world with you for a special term committment,
please here is my mail id (****@****.com) to write me and let communicate better and exchang our picture,an introduce my self more better, remember age, language colours defference does not really matter in friendship, waiting to hearing from you.soon

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What better way to ring in the new year than with an anonymous online booty call?

And so, this Christmas, let us all remember that age, language colours defference does not really matter.

Merry Christmas.

-Jed

13 comments:

sarah and james said...

amazing email jed. also, could your living room be cuter? I love it.

sarah and james said...

now I am doubting is cuter is even a word. and if my doubting is correct than it is fitting for this post and all its defference coulors.

Anonymous said...

A) your house is lovely. It looks so cozy and peaceful and wonderful I wish I were there sitting in a corner chilling out.

2) Be careful with online booty calls, they can quickly turn into online relationships gone bad. Be smart and use protection no matter how well you think you know them, I suggest an anit-viral along with a spyware detector.

kimmy b said...

laughing so hard :)

Megs said...

Holy crap. Best Christmas post ever.

Kim said...

Oh boy! I thought that we had an agreement that you would not post my letter. I thought I knew you more better than that.

Zach and Codi said...

Ha ha!! LOVE IT!! How do we know that Jed didn't just send that to himself? Actually, I completely buy it. It never ceases to amaze me the things that people will say/do to complete strangers. When Zach and I were first married and he was waiting tables while going to school he would get all sorts of inappropriate advances and notes, I thought it was hilarious. By the way... if the rest of your house is as cute as your living room I am a little jealous, talk about fabulous!

jayniemoon said...

I'm wondering why Jed opened that Booty Call email.

Kim, your comment is so awesome.

jed said...

@jayne, i opened the email because it was from kim~ohio.

sorry, kim. the truth will out.

Kim said...

Dear anonymous booty call (aka Jed),
I thunk we is keep quiet about feelings. I am 5fit7 taller, romantic body and you too honest some body. you profile said available NOT wit baggage. we shear special some tings. we be same colour but that not matter more better for special relation ship of loves.

Five dollar, me love you long time.

Sin Sears ly,
Licious

Anonymous said...

That's hysterical! Thanks for a much needed laugh in the middle of my busy day.

Shannon said...

watch out it sounds like Nigerian pirates to me.

Lisa said...

WELL JAYNIE, YOUR FAMILY VIDEOS ARE REALLY THE BEST, AND I CAN'T BEGIN TO TELL YOU HOW MUCH THEY BLESS THIS MOMS HEART, AND MAKE ME LAUGH FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY TOES. I ALWAYS YELL TO MY SWEET BABY GIRL TO COME SEE WHEN YOU'VE POSTED ANOTHER.

ENJOY YOUR CHRISTMAS

HUGS FROM MAINE