Those Funny, Funny, Fat Things
(photo courtesy of some hot blonde who poses while she nurses)
When I had George, I decided I wasn't going to be super discreet about nursing around the kids. I figured the less attention I gave to covering up, the less curious they'd be. Besides, as a mom, you basically give up all rights to privacy, so this decision wasn't much more than inevitability. So we talked about it a couple of times, and then they didn't care anymore. My plan seemed to have worked. Then, as I was getting out of the shower one day, (again, supposed to be time when kids leave you alone but don't,) Julian came in and started laughing and said, "Remember those funny, funny, fat things?"
To which I wondered, 'which ones?' But to which I replied, "Yes, yes I do."