Sunday, January 07, 2007




A Breakthrough

Hazel darling finally put her underwear on Tuesday eve. It was an amazing night. She still won't use the toilet. But by golly, she'll wear underwear. Believe me, I was thrilled to run out to Target at 8 p.m. to get the special Hello Kitty and My Little Pony panties she decided she wanted (You can tell the size 2 panties I bought a year and a half ago are getting snug--exhibit B). Jed would've driven to St. George to get them--at least that's what he told the Elder's Quorum when he was late to his Presidency Meeting. Three cheers for Hazel!

24 comments:

Grandma Lisa said...

Its so nice of Parley and Atticus to support Hazel in the underwear wearing! Haven't they gone a little bit overboard though?
I mean who would have thought of putting underwear on their heads and over Parley's onsie's? Well, I'm really proud of Hazel for wearing her purple Pretty Pony undies at my house. She was so darn excited and cute. And Parley can say, "poop" now, so that's a proud moment for him too! And Atticus? Well, he can say anything you want him to say or even don't want him to say!
What cute children! They look very familiar to me!

nie nie said...

Ohhh Hazey-doll! Good for you darling girl! Soon you will sit on the toliet like your cousin Claire. She was really scared too, but now she poops all the time...in fact she woke me up at 3:30 last night to poop on the toliet.

We love you!

Anita said...

Congratulations!! Lydia will only wear her Curious George panties now, and having bought only a pack of 3, the laundry is always imminent... I guess I should go invest in another pack. Whatever makes them happy!

Grandma said...

I think its time for another "underwear parade"!

Linds said...

Hey Jayner, just out of curiosity, would you ask Hazel what kind of underwear "fat kids" wear? HEE HEE

Grandma Lisa said...

Also ask her about the tiny little wipes that are soooo cute, called Tucks!
What does Deacon like to play with, by the way?

Linds said...

Tampons. He likes tampons.

jayniemoon said...

Yes, maxi pads are diapers for fat kids if you didn't know. We didn't either, Hazel surprised us and brought one out and told us.
I told Hazel Tampons are just "cotton things" Well, she decided they are cotton candy and handed them to herself and Parley and tried to eat them.

jayniemoon said...

Yes, maxi pads are diapers for fat kids if you didn't know. We didn't either, Hazel surprised us and brought one out and told us.
I told Hazel Tampons are just "cotton things" Well, she decided they are cotton candy and handed them to herself and Parley and tried to eat them.

jayniemoon said...

uh-oh. Double post error.

Sheryl said...

Jayne, please don't ever make Hazel wear those tiny undies again. They're cutting off her circulation. Speaking of things you might hate to spend money on...well I would watch it when those kids (Hazel, Parley and Deacon) play with feminine products. Those things don't grow on trees. They do originate from trees, but the finished product doesn't and they are expensive.
I've often thought you should get a tax deduction if you're a girl or have daughters. Have you ever thought of how much money you spend on feminine products in an average lifetime? Well I have and it's alot.
I too am so proud of Hazel for wearing her panties...she's a great little girl. Love you, Sher

Linds said...

Circuliation

Lisa said...

I've always wished I had been a pioneer crossing the plains in a frozen wool dress with rags for "femine products". Think how much money you would have saved (and never had).

Lisa again said...

That's sooo sad to think about actually...so stop thinking about it now, ok?! You wouldn't have any circuilation at all either. :(

LMBC said...

or circliation either.

Linds said...

Oh! Poor, poor Pioneers....using rags as feminine products. Awful!Maybe they could have used diapers for "fat kids". Like, real diapers for fat kids.

Linds said...

Circiuliation.

Lisa said...

Gosh, I still got it wrong. What is that anyway, Lins?

Lisa said...

Hi Linds! We're writing at the same time! I don't think there were any fat kid pioneers. :)

Linds said...

Yeah because they sang as they walked and walked and walked so they were prally really fit.

Lis said...

Prally so!

jayniemoon said...

You guys have made my day. I didn't get to check yesterday and now I have all these great funny comments.
Sheryl, you're right. We should get tax breaks, not only for what we spend, but for the emotional damage we suffer each month. I'll work with Hazel and Parley about eating the expensive cotton candies.
Circulation, circilation cirruslation, circuitlation.

Linds said...

Circumcision.

Or, as Brian says, Circumsism.

Lisa said...

Is that like an exorcism?