The Internet, A Voyeur's Favorite Friend
Sorry I haven't posted lately. And I apologize because I know you've been desperately wondering what has been going on! I'm wondering the same about you! See, before the internet, we'd see each other at our high school reunions or occasionally if we happened to be pumping gas at the same time. But not anymore. Heck, we might not have even been really close before, or maybe we've never met. But now, NOW, we know each others' kids names, what they ate for breakfast, and how cute their bedrooms are. And when there is no update, we wonder. (Are they sick? Oh little Suzie must be sick! She did have that crying picture of her last time. Gee. I hope she's okay! Poor little Suzie!) And that's the funny thing about the internet. It has brought us all together in this weird and crazy way.
But obviously, as I'm a blogger, I enjoy blogging. I like to check up on other peoples' blogs. In moderation though, in moderation (you know, motherhood and all that kind of stuff). But what I cannot understand is Twitter. Now don't you get all offended on me--you Twitter lover--but really? I don't have a Twitter account, but Jed does. And, as he is home more these days, I get to see all the--dare I say it--in all its goofiness--TWEETS from his followers and him. Talk about nerdy! You just update what you're doing all day long! And if you're savvy, you add links to check out and make it super clever. What, you want to see? Well, super, because here on my blog, I'm going to give you the twitter experience. ENJOY!!!!!!!
What are you doing?
(First you need a picture. You want it to look cute, but like you didn't know someone caught it on film. Oh, did you just take that?! Oh you!)
Hey! Just swept the floor. There were crumbs everywhere!!
Oh Julian, another messy diaper??
Me again!! We had PBJs for lunch. As usual!! Crazy Julian got applesauce in his hair. Is it really tub time again?
Sweeping floor again, whatever did I go to school for?
Where are your unders Pars? Oh that crazy kid!!
Homework with Haze. When did addition get so hard? J/K!!
My kitchen rag stinks! Must be time to do laundry!
Better put some chicken in the crockpot for dinner. YUM YUM!!
Does anyone else out there LOVE Good Things Utah?
A shower, finally? It must be my lucky day! J/K!
Julian's nap! Now back to my soaps!
I swear it doesn't get any nerdier that that. Don't we already live the Truman Show through our blogs? Need we all TWEET about what happens in between posts (and breakfast and lunch?)
But, if you're dying to know, be my follower! I'll keep tweeting, and you keep reading. Check you in three minutes!