Parley's First Lesson on Lung Cancer and the Word of Wisdom
We were sitting in the car waiting while Jed filled the car with gas, when Parley said,
"I wish I could do that. When I'm a big dad, I wish I could do that."
I wondered what it was Jed was doing that prompted such a wish.
"I wish I could make that smoke out of my mouth."
Oh. It wasn't Jed, it was another "big dad" or twenty-something guy, hanging out with his dog, girlfriend and cigarettes at the gas station.
Maybe I'll have to hit chastity earlier than I thought.